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The idiot who died of thirst next to a full well
Earlier today, I heard a story that I resonated with deeply and felt like sharing. You may've heard it before: Some dehydrated guy...
Pardes Seleh
Jan 8, 20191 min read


What your dog is really thinking of you
Earlier today, I asked a bunch of people which animal they'd interview if they could, and a lot of people picked their pet dogs. At first...
Pardes Seleh
Dec 12, 20182 min read


Five reasons to get yourself a sugar daddy
Think about it: we're all primarily chasing two things in life: love and money. In other words, we're all searching for ways to sust
Pardes Seleh
Nov 21, 20184 min read


The best career advice I ever got
About two and half years ago, before moving to Washington, D.C., I bumped into Fox News personality Kat Timpf in a hotel lobby in Dallas,...
Pardes Seleh
Nov 18, 20183 min read


My high school celebrity crush
Yes, I did have a high school celebrity crush. No, I didn't live under a rock. Yes, I was super religious and my high school didn't allow...
Pardes Seleh
Nov 11, 20181 min read


Proof we live in a first-world hellhole
What's morality to you? In other words, what do you consider good behavior and what do you consider bad behavior? In old times, the...
Pardes Seleh
Nov 7, 20183 min read


Why I like to tweet in lowercase letters
People often ask me why I like to tweet in an unprofessional manner, i.e. using lowercase letters, shorthand, and weird kiddie slang....
Pardes Seleh
Oct 31, 20183 min read
Ivana Trump's two golden rules of parenting
I'm gonna start this post by saying I don't like Wendy Williams. I've never liked Wendy Williams. I'm not even sure why at this point....
Pardes Seleh
Oct 18, 20183 min read
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