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Pardes Seleh
Jan 8, 20191 min read
The idiot who died of thirst next to a full well
Earlier today, I heard a story that I resonated with deeply and felt like sharing. You may've heard it before: Some dehydrated guy...
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Pardes Seleh
Dec 12, 20182 min read
What your dog is really thinking of you
Earlier today, I asked a bunch of people which animal they'd interview if they could, and a lot of people picked their pet dogs. At first...
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Pardes Seleh
Nov 21, 20184 min read
Five reasons to get yourself a sugar daddy
Think about it: we're all primarily chasing two things in life: love and money. In other words, we're all searching for ways to sust
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Pardes Seleh
Nov 18, 20183 min read
The best career advice I ever got
About two and half years ago, before moving to Washington, D.C., I bumped into Fox News personality Kat Timpf in a hotel lobby in Dallas,...
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Pardes Seleh
Nov 11, 20181 min read
My high school celebrity crush
Yes, I did have a high school celebrity crush. No, I didn't live under a rock. Yes, I was super religious and my high school didn't allow...
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Pardes Seleh
Nov 7, 20183 min read
Proof we live in a first-world hellhole
What's morality to you? In other words, what do you consider good behavior and what do you consider bad behavior? In old times, the...
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Pardes Seleh
Oct 31, 20183 min read
Why I like to tweet in lowercase letters
People often ask me why I like to tweet in an unprofessional manner, i.e. using lowercase letters, shorthand, and weird kiddie slang....
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Pardes Seleh
Oct 18, 20183 min read
Ivana Trump's two golden rules of parenting
I'm gonna start this post by saying I don't like Wendy Williams. I've never liked Wendy Williams. I'm not even sure why at this point....
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Pardes Seleh
Oct 15, 20183 min read
Why do women ignore me? and other important questions
In case you were wondering, I answered all these questions and more. But my entire post got deleted by accident. So I did it again, half...
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Pardes Seleh
Oct 11, 20184 min read
How to win as a girlie girl in a man's world
Earlier this week we heard that 29-year-old former White House communications director Hope Hicks is moving to Los Angeles to take up a...
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Pardes Seleh
Oct 4, 20182 min read
Top eight 'boof' songs
Earlier this evening, I challenged Twitter to a song lyric contest with the word 'boof'. In case you're wondering why the word 'boof'...
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Pardes Seleh
Oct 3, 20183 min read
The perks with being a girl
For all the think pieces and women's marches complaining about how oppressed and sullen women's lives are in this country, you'd think...
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Pardes Seleh
Oct 1, 20183 min read
Scott Adams' son dies of drug overdose
Just about an hour ago, I saw people on Twitter tweeting at Scott Adams with their condolences over the loss of his son. It felt like...
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Pardes Seleh
Sep 30, 20184 min read
Why I stopped being religious
Visiting my 23-years-hometown of Los Angeles over the past week was a blast. I spent the religious holidays with my family and friends...
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Pardes Seleh
Sep 23, 20184 min read
How to get over a breakup
Getting dumped or rejected by somebody you really like is almost inevitable if you're human. In a lot of cases, being rejected by...
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Pardes Seleh
Sep 20, 20182 min read
The nice thing about pessimism
People love optimism. They treat optimism like it's the shit, like there's nothing better than being optimistic, and like optimism is...
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Pardes Seleh
Sep 18, 20183 min read
Thoughts on Yom Kippur
It's ironic and probably blasphemous of me for writing a blog post on the night of Yom Kippur, because: a. the very act of writing and...
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Pardes Seleh
Sep 17, 20185 min read
I'm sick and tired of politics, dogg
Last night, after reading Christine Blasey Ford's accusations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh from back when they were both...
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Pardes Seleh
Sep 14, 20182 min read
My favorite chicken curry recipe
Most of my day is spent away from home, so I tend to not cook a lot. But when I do, it's a grand time. My favorite thing to cook is this...
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Pardes Seleh
Sep 12, 20184 min read
The problem with being famous
As kids, we often dream about being famous and having a platform where we can shine and tell other people what to do with their lives. At...
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