What your dog is really thinking of you
Earlier today, I asked a bunch of people which animal they'd interview if they could, and a lot of people picked their pet dogs. At first...
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Pardes Seleh
- Nov 7, 2018
- 3 min
Proof we live in a first-world hellhole
What's morality to you? In other words, what do you consider good behavior and what do you consider bad behavior? In old times, the...
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Pardes Seleh
- Oct 5, 2018
- 2 min
Top eight 'boof' songs
Earlier this evening, I challenged Twitter to a song lyric contest with the word 'boof'. In case you're wondering why the word 'boof'...
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Pardes Seleh
- Oct 3, 2018
- 3 min
The perks with being a girl
For all the think pieces and women's marches complaining about how oppressed and sullen women's lives are in this country, you'd think...
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Pardes Seleh
- Sep 6, 2018
- 3 min
The reason everybody hates you
If you're like me, you've probably asked yourself this question a bajillion times by now: Why does everybody hate me? It's a good...
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Pardes Seleh
- Sep 5, 2018
- 2 min
What women in Washington, D.C. like to do in their free time
I'm sitting in a cafe in Capitol Hill. It's a hot, sunny Wednesday afternoon. I'm surrounded by four tables, all occupied by women who...
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Pardes Seleh
- Sep 4, 2018
- 3 min
What being dead probably feels like
Something odd has been happening to me lately. I keep having panic episodes surrounding sickness and death. Some of these panics come in...
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Pardes Seleh
- Sep 3, 2018
- 3 min
Some girls make wedding scrapbooks. This is my kind of scrapbook...
Some girls spend their high school years making wedding scrapbooks; a.k.a. pamphlets filled with detailed notes and designs for how they...
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Pardes Seleh
- Aug 24, 2018
- 3 min
The secret to finding your creative streak
The past couple of weeks have been slow. In my mind, that is. I love what I do all day-- writing, editing, coming up with ideas-- it's...
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Pardes Seleh
- May 22, 2018
- 3 min
I accidentally came out of the "un-Orthodox" closet. Whoops.
Since this information is long overdue, I'll say it now: I'm no longer Orthodox. Surprise. This news may come as a shock to people who...
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Pardes Seleh
- Mar 16, 2018
- 2 min
A tale of two homeless people
I was walking home from school the other day, when I was stopped by two homeless people asking for money on a street corner. Normally, I...
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Pardes Seleh
- Nov 28, 2017
- 2 min
I ran into Trump's comms director at Whole Foods. Here's how that went
President Trump's communication's director does her own grocery shopping. And she does it without anybody to assist or guard her. She's a...
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Pardes Seleh
- Nov 23, 2017
- 2 min
7 ways to avoid politics at your Thanksgiving table
Bringing up politics at your family Thanksgiving dinner is a great way to easily become the most unpopular person at the table and maybe...
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