The idiot who died of thirst next to a full well
Earlier today, I heard a story that I resonated with deeply and felt like sharing. You may've heard it before: Some dehydrated guy...
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Pardes Seleh
- Dec 12, 2018
- 2 min
What your dog is really thinking of you
Earlier today, I asked a bunch of people which animal they'd interview if they could, and a lot of people picked their pet dogs. At first...
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Pardes Seleh
- Nov 21, 2018
- 4 min
Five reasons to get yourself a sugar daddy
Think about it: we're all primarily chasing two things in life: love and money. In other words, we're all searching for ways to sust
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Pardes Seleh
- Nov 19, 2018
- 3 min
The best career advice I ever got
About two and half years ago, before moving to Washington, D.C., I bumped into Fox News personality Kat Timpf in a hotel lobby in Dallas,...
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Pardes Seleh
- Nov 12, 2018
- 1 min
My high school celebrity crush
Yes, I did have a high school celebrity crush. No, I didn't live under a rock. Yes, I was super religious and my high school didn't allow...
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Pardes Seleh
- Nov 7, 2018
- 3 min
Proof we live in a first-world hellhole
What's morality to you? In other words, what do you consider good behavior and what do you consider bad behavior? In old times, the...
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Pardes Seleh
- Oct 31, 2018
- 3 min
Why I like to tweet in lowercase letters
People often ask me why I like to tweet in an unprofessional manner, i.e. using lowercase letters, shorthand, and weird kiddie slang....
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Pardes Seleh
- Oct 19, 2018
- 3 min
Ivana Trump's two golden rules of parenting
I'm gonna start this post by saying I don't like Wendy Williams. I've never liked Wendy Williams. I'm not even sure why at this point....
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Pardes Seleh
- Oct 15, 2018
- 3 min
Why do women ignore me? and other important questions
In case you were wondering, I answered all these questions and more. But my entire post got deleted by accident. So I did it again, half...
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Pardes Seleh
- Oct 11, 2018
- 4 min
How to win as a girlie girl in a man's world
Earlier this week we heard that 29-year-old former White House communications director Hope Hicks is moving to Los Angeles to take up a...
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Pardes Seleh
- Oct 5, 2018
- 2 min
Top eight 'boof' songs
Earlier this evening, I challenged Twitter to a song lyric contest with the word 'boof'. In case you're wondering why the word 'boof'...
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Pardes Seleh
- Oct 3, 2018
- 3 min
The perks with being a girl
For all the think pieces and women's marches complaining about how oppressed and sullen women's lives are in this country, you'd think...
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Pardes Seleh
- Oct 2, 2018
- 3 min
Scott Adams' son dies of drug overdose
Just about an hour ago, I saw people on Twitter tweeting at Scott Adams with their condolences over the loss of his son. It felt like...
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Pardes Seleh
- Oct 1, 2018
- 4 min
Why I stopped being religious
Visiting my 23-years-hometown of Los Angeles over the past week was a blast. I spent the religious holidays with my family and friends...
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Pardes Seleh
- Sep 23, 2018
- 4 min
How to get over a breakup
Getting dumped or rejected by somebody you really like is almost inevitable if you're human. In a lot of cases, being rejected by...
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Pardes Seleh
- Sep 20, 2018
- 2 min
The nice thing about pessimism
People love optimism. They treat optimism like it's the shit, like there's nothing better than being optimistic, and like optimism is...
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Pardes Seleh
- Sep 19, 2018
- 3 min
Thoughts on Yom Kippur
It's ironic and probably blasphemous of me for writing a blog post on the night of Yom Kippur, because: a. the very act of writing and...
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Pardes Seleh
- Sep 18, 2018
- 5 min
I'm sick and tired of politics, dogg
Last night, after reading Christine Blasey Ford's accusations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh from back when they were both...
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Pardes Seleh
- Sep 14, 2018
- 2 min
My favorite chicken curry recipe
Most of my day is spent away from home, so I tend to not cook a lot. But when I do, it's a grand time. My favorite thing to cook is this...
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Pardes Seleh
- Sep 13, 2018
- 4 min
The problem with being famous
As kids, we often dream about being famous and having a platform where we can shine and tell other people what to do with their lives. At...